Dear Vibrator,
I am so sorry. I placed you in a drawer months ago and have not sought you out since. Please understand, though I enjoyed you, I got nervous that this may be the only way I can orgasm. My orgasms with you were intense and powerful and would occur like clock-work 10 minutes into vibrations. I enjoyed them so much. I guess I started to feel bad that I was enjoying my orgasms this much with something so artificial. I became embarrassed. I wouldn’t even tell my husband that I was using it; I didn’t want him knowing I was using a sex toy. It was a shame too, because there were so many ways I could have used you to help me orgasm during sex with him! Again, I was embarrassed. So now it is six months later. It takes me much longer to orgasm using my hand and because of that I’ve kind of lost interest! Did I really forgo all of that pleasure because of embarrassment? Is not having orgasms a better alternative than having one with you?
Recently, I went to the medical center for female sexuality about this orgasm issue. The women there were very open, positive and non-judgmental. They were very encouraging about using vibrators, especially during intercourse. They helped me to realize this can be part of a healthy sex life and that my partner might actually like it too! They had lots of vibrators to show me so I could touch them and see how they worked. I couldn’t believe the variety. So I bought one and decided to try again!
So vibrator, I am writing this to let you know I am sorry for treating you the way I did, and I promise to take you out from time to time and have you play with my husband and I. Also, to let you know, now you have some competition!
Thank you for the good times and the times that are ahead of us.
Yours truly,
A satisfied customer.
